GIVEAWAY: SOCK MONKEY SOAP OPERA: AS THE BLOG CHURNS

LOVE IS GOLDEN, GIRLS
SCENE FIVE
of
"As the Blog Churns"
an eBay sellers soap opera

Maude Blog: MA! What on earth are you doing?
Sofia Blog: I'm teaching these girls how to catch a man. Remember now girls, if you don't keep it held up it'll go south in the winter!

Maude: I don't think these girls need YOUR help.

Nancy Sinatra Blog: Actually I do Maude, I can't stop walking all over guys with these boots! Aren't they just the grooviest?
Daisy Duke Blog: Yes, and I attract men like flies but then I can't help it, I beat the tar out of them for so much as looking at me! And if I don't my cousins do!
Elly Mae Blog: And my problem is well, I prefer the affection of my animals to a fella any day of the week. Like this fluffy bunny.
Farrah (your faucet's dripping) Blog: And all I wanna do is roll in paint and throw my body against the wall!
Pretty Woman Blog: And the only men who find me attractive are sugar daddy's! I could just barf! Money isn't everything is it?

Sofia: See Maude? They NEED me!

Maude: They sound perfectly normal to me MA.

Sofia: Yeah, you're right. Except for that money comment. If Ivanna Trumpet Blog ever heard her say that she'd swallow her gold fillings! Come along girls, I think I'll teach you all how to shop today instead!

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To enter the drawing
for a chance to win a Sock Monkey:

PLAY THE MATCH GAME!

Match one item below to a character (ebay seller) in this blog soap opera!!!! Match 1 or 2 or all of them! How many chances to win do you want???

Email your match(es) to me at astheblogchurns@peoplepc.com
or contact me via my ebay contact seller option.

Play the Match Game: Enter to Win a Sock Monkey

DIVINE SECRETS OF THE YA DA SISTERHOOD
SCENE FOUR
of
"As the Blog Churns" an eBay sellers soap opera

Hannah Montana Alabama Blog: "My mother, Zsa Zsa. What can I say about MY mother. She could make wearing a baloney sandwich look good. She could make you feel safe and warm one minute then scare the beegeezees out of you the next. She could even hair lip the devil. But all in all she looked like she was always having fun."
Zsa Zsa Blog: "Sister Flying Nun, why does the fruit of my womb (that rotted!) hate me so much? What can I ever do to get this knife out of my back? Can you teach me how to fly so I can get out of here? When will I ever stop living in DRAMA? I'm not such a bad Blogger. I'm not!!!"
Flying Nun Blog: "Aw it isn't that bad. A little birdie told me, well actually I flew into it and knocked it out but, when it came to. it said that your friends the Ya Da's were fixing everything! So don't you worry!"
Bette Meddler Blog: "Hurry up girls! We've got a relationship to save! Is this bird's nest sitting on my head just right?"
Ivana Trumpet Blog: "I don't think ol' Zsa Zsa can Ya Da her way out of it this time. Besides, diamonds are a girls best friend. She'll get over this if we all just take her SHOPPING! And remember, don't get mad. Get everything!"
Cher Blog: "Well, if I could turn back time I'd give it all to you Ivana. But let's not just sit here and puddle. Let's go out and shoot the breeze! Ha cha cha!"

Will Hannah Montana Alabama overcome her horrible childhood?

Will Zsa Zsa ever see a drama free day in her life?

Will Steve-0 buy Bette's HAT????

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To enter the drawing
for a chance to win a Sock Monkey:

PLAY THE MATCH GAME!

Match one item below to a character (ebay seller) in this blog soap opera!!!! Match 1 or 2 or all of them! How many chances to win do you want???

Email your match to me at astheblogchurns@peoplepc.com




BONUS: 2nd chance drawing with unlimited entries - for each and every item you purchase from the featured sellers below you are entered into this drawing. Again just contact me to inform me of your purchase.

AS THE BLOG CHURNS CHARACTERS (EBAY SELLER STORE LINKS):