Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Is Your Dog Glaring at You Right Now?

It could be because he isn't convinced of how much you dearly love him anymore. Things have gotten slack in your department. No condemnation intended. But before you cue the violins and break out the Kleenex, I have the perfect solution to save your relationship...

And bless the Humane Society of Wayne County in New York at the same time!

This is an awesome Ebay charity auction lot that might even convince your dog to let YOU be the boss for a day. Maybe. I can't make any promises on that. Okay, I'll promise but my fingers are crossed behind my back. You know your Fido better than I do.

We had a chihuahua. For years and years. She lived to be VERY old. Ancient even. She was so hyper as a puppy that we named her "Anamaniac". Like the cartoon. But it shortened to just "Anna" immediately.

Anna, the maniac, was the "Defender of Sleep". Literally. She couldn't have cared less about my daughter's needs for a proper education. To her it was never, EVER, time for the girls to get up for school. She was going to let them sleep on for as long as they wanted to and she was willing to die even to defend them of their privilege. The truant officer owes me MUCH for braving this vicious 5 pound killer dog day after day all those years to see to it that they always caught the bus for school.

Lucky though for Anna, her male master worked midnights so she could curl up next to another warm body each morning as soon as the kids bed grew cold.

But enough reminiscing over the scars on my arms and ankles...

Check out THIS Ebay auction lot!

Not only does the winner of this charity auction benefit the Humane Society of Wayne County, New York but you'll get to wrap up in this cozy homemade fleece Shawl
(with pockets even!)








and you'll also get this
Biscuit Cutter with Recipes to satisfy your dog's every taste bud











And then you can bathe Fido with this gourment of dog shampoos, Blue Malva for white coats














and do your part in preserving his health by feeding him these delicious Holistic Biscuits by Holistix













and never forget who is really the boss in this relationship every time you approach your fridge and see these funny magnets there











and if you are really wanting to make Fido happy you can even use this guide book to make him an all star athelete!!!

I want pictures of those gold medals!!!

Hurry! Only 3 days left to win!

This auction is generously brought to you by

beggin4treats

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