GIVEAWAY: SOCK MONKEY SOAP OPERA: AS THE BLOG CHURNS

LOVE IS GOLDEN, GIRLS
SCENE FIVE
of
"As the Blog Churns"
an eBay sellers soap opera

Maude Blog: MA! What on earth are you doing?
Sofia Blog: I'm teaching these girls how to catch a man. Remember now girls, if you don't keep it held up it'll go south in the winter!

Maude: I don't think these girls need YOUR help.

Nancy Sinatra Blog: Actually I do Maude, I can't stop walking all over guys with these boots! Aren't they just the grooviest?
Daisy Duke Blog: Yes, and I attract men like flies but then I can't help it, I beat the tar out of them for so much as looking at me! And if I don't my cousins do!
Elly Mae Blog: And my problem is well, I prefer the affection of my animals to a fella any day of the week. Like this fluffy bunny.
Farrah (your faucet's dripping) Blog: And all I wanna do is roll in paint and throw my body against the wall!
Pretty Woman Blog: And the only men who find me attractive are sugar daddy's! I could just barf! Money isn't everything is it?

Sofia: See Maude? They NEED me!

Maude: They sound perfectly normal to me MA.

Sofia: Yeah, you're right. Except for that money comment. If Ivanna Trumpet Blog ever heard her say that she'd swallow her gold fillings! Come along girls, I think I'll teach you all how to shop today instead!

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Match one item below to a character (ebay seller) in this blog soap opera!!!! Match 1 or 2 or all of them! How many chances to win do you want???

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