SCENE TWO As the Blog Churns Soap Opera

SCENE TWO
KISSIN' COUSINS

Narrator: Because the feud between the Blog and the Troll family's resulted in so many massacres only two men remain living today on Scotsblog Mountain.

Rhett, who is married to that strange sister to John Boy, Scarlett and John Boy himself, the mountains one and only eligible bachelor who aims to keep it that way....

"Girls? Is the coast clear?"

"I don't know yet cuz. I think I heard something in those bushes."

*gun shot fired*

*Louise goes to the bushes to look and holds something up*

"Aw it was jest a rabbit Thelma. Quit bein' so durn trigger happy!"

John Boy: "I hired you two MAN HATIN' cousins to protect me from all the other women folk on this mountain, not to shoot up all the varmits! But then again, rabbit stew sounds great for supper!"

*suddenly they hear the sound of hoot owls calling one another*

Louise: "Oh no! Run John Boy run! It's cousin Patsy Climbed Blog up in that tree! She's spotted ya and is alerting the others! Oh dear Thelma, do we have enough salt pellets?"

*John Boy runs for the hills while Thelma and Louise hold the posse of gals back. Some break through and chase after John Boy but Thelma pelts them full o' salt peter."

*sounds of screaming*

Thelma: "Aw get up you yellow bellies. It ain't gonna kill ya but it'll smart for a week or two. Now go home and leave John Boy be! Go on git!"

*somewhere in the background you hear Elvis music playing*

Will John Boy MAN up to being the "SMURFETTE" of the mountain?
The only one who can repopulate the whole Blog clan?

Did somebody in the audience just yell out "Atta boy Leroy!"?

Is it true that rabbit stew tastes just like chick'n?

Stayed tuned tomorrow for another scene from As the Blog Churns!

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